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  • pvganesh
    10-28 01:17 AM
    Thanks again for your advice..

    I have experience as 'systems analyst' continuously but job duties/responsibilities increased over last 7 years; during this time received multiple trainings, certifications, outstanding performer awards and traveled other countries for work etc. Will these help in proving 'progressive experience? My PERM requires Masters or 60 months of experience in any of the positions; programmer or IT analyst or systems analyst. Would it be sufficient in this case, if we can reflect progressive job duties in experience letters.

    I have seen in many forum posts that affidavits from co-workers at client location (not colleagues) are valid, is this really true?

    I'm planning to have a consultation with an attorney for a second opinion on this and discuss the strategy, how this petition should be filed, do you recommend?


    Thanks in advance.

    PVGanesh





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  • piyushmittal
    05-04 06:46 PM
    Did anybody had expierence that they missed a appointment for any reason. What to do next? Go to center and request for reschedule or call national service center?





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  • vin13
    09-30 03:25 PM
    I gave my 3rd FP for pending 485 last week. Haven't seen any LUD change since. My NC was cleared last year as per USCIS. My question is after every FP, does FBI initiate a new name check? is this a vicious circle ?

    how would you know if you have to get your FP done again...would you get an RFE or something like that?





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  • pmamp
    04-19 08:03 PM
    It ought to have some impact on members of Congress.

    Atleast somebody talked abut legals and their problems...Here's the link..

    http://www.uschamber.com/issues/lett...sa_program.htm

    =================TEXT========================

    Letter on Employment-Based (EB or Green Card) and H-1B Visa Programs

    April 12, 2007

    TO THE MEMBERS OF THE U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AND THE UNITED STATES SENATE:

    The U.S. Chamber of Commerce would like to reiterate the need to reform both the employment-based (EB or green card) and H-1B visa programs. The Chamber is the world�s largest business federation, representing more than three million businesses and organizations of every size, sector, and region.

    The Chamber represents numerous companies and organizations that need to bring thousands of foreign workers and students into the United States each year. The inability of these companies to bring highly educated workers and students into the United States severely hurts their competitiveness in the global market and often leads to companies moving operations overseas. It is imperative that any comprehensive immigration reform includes changes that would allow employers in the United States to recruit and retain highly educated foreign talent and guarantee our continued global economic competitiveness and success.

    The announcement last week by the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS)regarding the fact that the H-1B visa cap for the FY2008 was reached on the first day applications were accepted marks the dire need for changes in the system. This is also the fourth consecutive year the H-1B cap was met before the fiscal year even starts. USCIS will now conduct a �computer-generated random selection process� to determine which of these needed workers will be excluded.

    Other areas of U.S. immigration system for highly-skilled immigrants face similar daunting barriers�from years of waiting for a green card to the inability of hiring a student from a United States university as a permanent worker right after graduation. The current system is counterproductive to the country�s economic, security, and social goals. Retaining the best and the brightest foreign workers help make U.S. economy strong. These artificial barriers are forcing some companies to conduct business elsewhere, wherever they can hire the necessary talent. The Chamber strongly urges you to supports comprehensive immigration reform that would include:
    Raising the EB cap and exempting specific highly skilled professionals in
    sciences, arts, business, and other critical fields from the final allotted number.
    Allowing foreign students who have earned advanced degrees from American
    universities, as well as from foreign universities, in science, technology,
    engineering, and mathematics (STEM) to be exempt from both the EB and H-1B
    visa cap numbers.
    Designing the H-1B visa cap numbers around a market-based annual adjustment,
    rather than an arbitrary fixed number.
    The creation of an entire new visa category that would allow STEM students,
    studying in the United States on a student visa, to seamlessly transition to a green
    card when offered a job.
    The Chamber urges inclusion of these measures in a comprehensive immigration reform package. Without these provisions in a broad immigration reform package, American companies will continue to lose their competitive edge in the global economy.

    On behalf of the Chamber, I thank you and look forward to working with this Congress to pass meaningful comprehensive immigration reform.

    Sincerely,
    R. Bruce Josten



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  • sioux
    12-21 08:34 AM
    There is no limit on the amount of money that a person can bring in. However if a person is carrying $10 k (this includes cash, travellers check, bank draft etc) or >5k in cash then that has to be declared at customs and person should go through Red Channel.

    Are there any fees that has to be paid when the amount is declared? And is this for visitors only?





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  • nave_kum
    09-12 04:33 PM
    Just like *ranga*, *billa* also has a story.

    billa went to Texas A and M for his Mechanical Engineering and then moved into a lucrative job at a world famous oil company in Houston. His company has offered him a permanant job and offered to do his Green Card. But they don't know he will be leaving his job to go to Dubai because of Green Card logjam and uncertaainity that prevails.

    Lets help to keep Billa and Ranga in the US. Lets all go to the rally

    This is getting hilarious! Billa, Ranga...Whoz next? Rowdy Ranganna?:D



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  • kcindian
    08-03 08:13 PM
    Hi,

    My EAD expires October 21 2008. I had applied for EAD and AP renewal July 1 and got my LIN numbers by July 7th. The official dates on the USCIS websites are for July 7th. I have not gotten my FP notices yet.

    Can anybody tell me based on experience, how long is it taking for NSC to approve renewal cases?

    My PD is July 2003 - EB3.

    KC Indian





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  • nousername
    03-18 03:55 PM
    I am just wondering how in the world members here get to know where their cases were transferred after receiving a soft LUD?

    My case starts with WAC and I don't remember where my lawyer originally filed my case but since then it has been transferred twice.. God only knows where..



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  • michael_trs
    11-18 11:37 PM
    h1techSlave,

    I saw that priority date for EB2 (all other countries) now is current, while for EB3 is May 2005.....

    Does it mean that when my LC is ready I will have to wait my priority date for approximately 3 years?





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  • masti_Gai
    01-05 08:02 AM
    No one can make a decision for ya... based on the historical data, both EB2 & EB3 are doing bad especially in regards to your PD. So just flip a coin or think of your favorite God and make a decision. You have no other choice.
    If we make your choice and if thingz didn't work out you'll surely blame us.. won't ya???:)



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  • natrajs
    05-12 10:09 AM
    Congratulation �KOSU

    I got mine yesterday evening.
    Thanks IV for their support during Green card painful journey.

    Priority date:- June 2002
    EB Category:- EB3
    Approved 140: September 2007

    Change the Job September 2007
    Change EB3 to EB2, Recapture old priority date June 2002

    New I140 approve FEB 2007 Premium processing.
    New Category EB2
    RD I485- May 2007
    FP July 2007
    NC: Not sure
    I 485 approved:- 05/09/2008

    Congrats and Best Wishes





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  • desi3933
    02-06 08:12 AM
    Recently I was asked by a state University to submit additional documentation to prove my legal resident status in the United States after I presented I-485 receipt notice.
    ......

    There is no status during the time I-485 is pending, unless, the person is maintaining other allowed non-immigrant status such as H-1, H-4, L-1, L-2. What commonly referred as "AOS status" is nothing but period of authorized stay.

    The pendancy of an affirmative application for adjustment of status is designated as a period of stay authorized by the Secretary of Homeland Security, during which an applicant does not accrue unlawful presence.

    http://www.state.gov/documents/organization/87120.pdf

    [From the PDF file]
    b. DHS has interpreted "period of stay authorized by the Secretary of Homeland Security" to include:
    .......
    ........

    (5) For aliens who have properly filed an application for adjustment of status to that of a lawful permanent resident (LPR), the entire period of the pendency of the application, even if the application is subsequently denied or abandoned, provided the alien did not file for adjustment "defensively" (i.e., after deportation proceedings had already been initiated) .....

    [pdf]
    *******************************************



    _________________________
    US citizen of Indian origin
    Not a legal advice.



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  • sheela
    10-15 09:56 PM
    Thank you.

    I also am thinking same. But since I had medical RFE, I am not expecting any more RFE at this point. Looking at my PD, it wouldbe another year or 2 in best case scenario to pickup the file and get over it. So if can get a break of 2-3 months between jobs,it would save me alot of tension and worry.

    and if officer wanted EVL, he would had added a clause in my recent RFE.No point in going back to my file and saying. oh!! let me ask him EVL now that he is done with medicals. And if he does that it would be atleast an year or 2 if not later.

    But then again, nobody can predict USCIS, but atleast I can be happy that I thought thru it and probability is very very slim of me hitting a bus on an intersection.


    Keeping fingers crossed until approved is the mantra.

    I believe IOs must be having a kind of 'work-sheet' while they are reviewing and are checking each box (?) for any missing info/link and if needed, will list the info required (all-in-one-go). and send out rfe. Once a satisfactory response is received --case is approved OR pre-adjudicated only to be approved when current.





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  • waitnwatch
    07-11 12:18 PM
    .....

    They should find an average amount of time a person spends on bench. Let's say the average time is 1 month out of year.

    Then, they should recaliberate the salary to what would be worth 11 months of salary and set it up that way......

    Here I'm playing devil's advocate. What if the salary now falls below the market rate determined by DOL? I am sure that some of these fly-by-night operators are also some of the poorer paymasters.



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  • Dhundhun
    09-10 07:20 PM
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  • rbms
    09-29 12:37 PM
    I don't know how you can generalize like that. Sure that I was also burnt by a Desi company. But that is no excuse to say that All Desi company's are like that. I am sure this topic is very well discussed in some other thread. I am posting this as I am surprised not to see somebody jumping in against such generalizations.

    So make it a promise to yourself that if you ever start a company you will not screw up anybody (desi or otherwise)

    From my experience, Crows are black everywhere. Unless you join non-desi company. it is hard to find desi company who keeps everything in black n white.

    Best bet is to try to workout something with you present company.



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  • sweet_jungle
    01-10 06:17 PM
    What do you mean by
    "Can an attorney force me to file AC-21 even if i dont want to?"

    Are you asking if the attorney would file the change of employment letter?

    Please clarify your question

    What I am trying to say is if the attorney prefers Ac-21 filing without waiting for RFE, while I may want to wait for RFE if i am sure sponsoring employer wont withdraw 140, whose word will prevail?





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  • cygent
    04-10 09:36 PM
    Welcome to Hell brother... Hahahaha ;-) Chill
    You can't be serious. Get up on your 2 feet, you are lucky you have IV now, Back in the day, we never had any support.

    Be Proactive & prepare for the worst. That's the best advice, gleaned from experience, the best teacher.

    Hi,

    I got my H1 in 2004 thru an body shopper. I completed my first three year period. got next 3 yr extension recently. when would be right time to apply GC? what category is suggested EB2/EB3?

    How long will it take to clear labour?

    Thanks for valuable suggestions





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  • pointlesswait
    02-01 12:22 PM
    I am looking for someone in chicago area or close..
    i have used gowda for H transfer..few years back..was ok!

    any reccos for IL area??





    cagedcactus
    07-25 07:13 AM
    Thanks friends. Just a reminder. I am not using any pre approved labor. This labor was mine. The company filed it for me in august 2003. Then I 140 was filed in may 2006 after labor approval.
    That I 140 was denied after an RFE in april 2007. My lawyer appealed for it, so the appeal is pending on that I 140.
    Now My laywer suggests that I file another I 140 with the same labor, while the appeal is pending on that first I 140. He says that if USCIS asks for which one to keep, he will continue with the new one and scrap the old one. Either of them get approved, I can avoid the other.
    Is it possible?
    thanks for your kind inputs.....





    cagedcactus
    07-31 07:22 AM
    Your input is much appreciated. I filed my I 140.
    Thanks a lot again.....



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